Thu, 6 March 2014
The original fab four (well, after the original fab four) reunite and it's like nothing's changed. At all. Seriously. You'd think a bit of time away would refresh things a bit, but no, it's just more of the same old, same old. Pfft. We guess it's alright if you like that sort of thing, but not us. We much prefer that Garderner's Question Time podcast. Still, you'll probably love all the news, chat and challenges, but that's because you're young and still have the rest of your life ahead of you. Enjoy it while you can. VIDEOGAMES!
Intro lyrics Games have changed, Their contents are perverse They used to be so happy now they're full of gore and worse Should we blame developers? Or blame society? Or the kids who play online Call of Duty? No, blame Ubisoft, blame Ubisoft Whose team of dumb marketing guys caused the censorship we despise Blame Ubisoft, blame Ubisoft We'll never see the anal assault, it's Ubisoft's fault They blame Europe For their vile plan They’ve censored a cartoon Getting a fake dick up the can So now we've got to watch A crappy drawing and some text That's basically telling you to fuck yourself Blame Ubisoft, blame Ubisoft No abortions will we play, since those Frenchies got their way Blame Ubisoft, blame Ubisoft Although, that said, Watch_Dogs is coming out in May
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